- Thomas Magnum: I can't believe you don't know what "T.R. Belle" stands for.
- Juliett Higgins: Neither do you.
- Thomas Magnum: Yeah, but you had it stenciled on the boat. You had a-a week to figure it out. I've had, like, one hour. T.R. Belle. Maybe T.R. is for... tax return. Teddy Roosevelt. Turkey robot.
- Juliett Higgins: [sarcastic] Turkey robot. Yeah, that's definitely it.
- Thomas Magnum: Who knows? Maybe it's the name of Robin's next book. In the future, an army of robotic turkeys take over the world.
- Juliett Higgins: [discussing the name of Robin's yacht] Magnum, you're not gonna figure it out. I already tried.
- Thomas Magnum: Once again questioning my investigative skills.
- Juliett Higgins: Is it really any wonder with brilliant deductions like "turkey robot"?
- Thomas Magnum: I found out you were MI6.
- Juliett Higgins: I'm still baffled by that. When are you gonna tell me how you worked that out?
- Thomas Magnum: When it stops driving you crazy.
- Thomas Magnum: Maybe Belle is from a long time ago. We have to dig into Robin's past.
- Juliett Higgins: He's not Charles Foster Kane.
- Thomas Magnum: Who's that?
- Juliett Higgins: You've never heard of Charles Foster Kane?
- Thomas Magnum: Don't act like I'm supposed to know who it is. It's not like it's Tom Brady or something.
- Juliett Higgins: Who's Tom Brady?
- Thomas Magnum: Are you serious? You don't know who Tom Brady is?
- Juliett Higgins: Oh, he's the dad from that American TV show, uh... "The Brady Bunch".
- Thomas Magnum: Are you kidding me?
- Brandon Leeds: Oh, man, you are a lifesaver, literally.
- Thomas Magnum: All good, brother. Watch your step.
- Brandon Leeds: You got it.
- Juliett Higgins: Juliett Higgins. Welcome aboard.
- Brandon Leeds: Ah, thanks. Great yacht.
- [drawing a pistol]
- Brandon Leeds: I think I'll take it. Get back. Get back.
- [to Magnum]
- Brandon Leeds: Stay right where you are. Get back. Now, get off the boat.
- Juliett Higgins: No, I'm sorry, I, uh... I won't be doing that.
- Brandon Leeds: Excuse me? What do you mean "no"?
- Juliett Higgins: Well, this isn't my vessel to surrender. It belongs to my employer.
- Brandon Leeds: [indicating his gun] Well, you see this? This means I make the rules, not you.
- Thomas Magnum: You talking about that funny hat? Kind of hot to be wearing a beanie, isn't it?
- Brandon Leeds: You say another word and I'll shoot you instead!
- Thomas Magnum: Another word.
- Juliett Higgins: [after Robin's yacht is hijacked] Magnum, they're getting away.
- Thomas Magnum: I couldn't stop them and help you.
- Juliett Higgins: I'm fine. I'm just nicked in the arm.
- Thomas Magnum: [seeing the wound] That's not a nick. The bullet could have hit your artery. We need to dress that immediately.
- Theodore 'TC' Calvin: Is it the compression rotor?
- Kenny 'Shammy' Shamberg: No.
- Theodore 'TC' Calvin: The turbine?
- Kenny 'Shammy' Shamberg: It ain't the turbine. The entire engine's shot. We are grounded, bro.
- Theodore 'TC' Calvin: No, no, no. No! I need this bird in the air today.
- Kenny 'Shammy' Shamberg: You got a better chance of getting my wheelchair airborne today. Why don't you ask the, uh, shrimp truck guy to borrow his chopper?
- Theodore 'TC' Calvin: Look, I did. Kamekona's is already booked. Damn, Shammy, how come you didn't catch this in your maintenance report?
- Kenny 'Shammy' Shamberg: Because magically predicting random breakdowns isn't part of my job.
- Orville 'Rick' Wright: Shammy, how's our boy holding up?
- Kenny 'Shammy' Shamberg: He's nervous as hell. What's the occasion?
- Theodore 'TC' Calvin: I mean, pops doesn't get out here much is all.
- Kenny 'Shammy' Shamberg: All good between you two?
- [seeing them share a look]
- Kenny 'Shammy' Shamberg: Oh, what, is this more inner-circle friends type stuff?
- Theodore 'TC' Calvin: Shammy. MC Sham! You are in the inner circle, my brother. It's just complicated.
- Orville 'Rick' Wright: Look, TC's dad was the man, all right? He really stepped up when his mom bounced. Problem is, he couldn't stick around for long 'cause he made a little mistake.
- Kenny 'Shammy' Shamberg: What kind of mistake?
- Theodore 'TC' Calvin: Armed robbery.
- Orville 'Rick' Wright: Which he committed with love in his heart.
- Kenny 'Shammy' Shamberg: Did he, now?
- Orville 'Rick' Wright: It was misguided attempt to make ends meet, okay?
- Theodore 'TC' Calvin: He got out of prison right before I went into the military. Then he got a legit job on the mainland. But I'm living out here now. It's been a while since I've seen him.
- Kenny 'Shammy' Shamberg: You just want everything to be perfect.
- Theodore 'TC' Calvin: Yeah. I wanted to take him on a tour. Just show off a little. But what's a helicopter business without a helicopter?
- Kenny 'Shammy' Shamberg: TC, I know you want to show him how well you're doing, but I have a feeling he already knows. I'm sure he just wants to see you.
- Orville 'Rick' Wright: Yeah, and that being said, is this really what you were gonna wear?
- Theodore 'TC' Calvin: What? This t-shirt is sharp.
- Orville 'Rick' Wright: "Sharp t-shirt" is an oxymoron.
- Theodore 'TC' Calvin: You're an oxymoron. It's not like I'm a businessman.
- Orville 'Rick' Wright: All right, you know what, you're not a businessman; you're a business, man. You got to dress to impress, like me.
- Theodore 'TC' Calvin: All right, I'll change. But not like you. I ain't wearing no silk shirt unbuttoned to my navel.
- Orville 'Rick' Wright: [Shammy laughs] It's not that low.
- [TC and Shammy start to leave]
- Orville 'Rick' Wright: [following them] It's not that low. I-I'm usually a sternum guy. That's where I cut it off. Sternum. TC, I never go lower than the sternum.