- [Lucienne Hassell has been stabbed. Van der Valk is with her before the ambulance takes her to hospital]
- Piet van der Valk: [tenderly] If you die on me and I have to break the news to your family, I will deliberately do it very badly. I'm gonna be tactless, blunt, dismissive...
- [opening lines: Van der Valk and his team are chasing a suspect who is on a bike. Van der Valk is also on a bike. He catches up with the suspect. After a short fight, he handcuffs the suspect to the railings of a bridge]
- Piet van der Valk: Nice here, innit?
- Piet van der Valk: I need those autopsy results as fast as possible.
- Hendrik Davie: Yeah? Well, I need a blood transfusion, but you don't hear me banging on about it. You want autopsy results, you stop having people die the whole time.
- Piet van der Valk: You're late. You were told about the briefing, I take it.
- Job Cloovers: Yeah, I was, but I went to the briefing room, because that's where I thought the briefing was taking place.
- Piet van der Valk: Well, that's a bit literal.