Crossing Swords (TV Series)
Unchained Monarchy (2020)
Nicholas Hoult: Patrick
Quotes
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Patrick : Look, what happened to your mom sucks. Chastity belts are barbaric. But, according to the law, she gave up her shot at the throne when she broke the rules.
Sloane : But Merriman broke the rules, too, so what does it matter? Join us. My mother is queen now. She can make you a knight. You can be my boyfriend and if we work as a couple and travel well together, see how cohabitation goes - who knows? You could be king one day.
Patrick : Do you really feel that way about me? You weren't just using me?
Sloane : Oh, you weren't even part of my plan. You were a happy accident. I liked hanging out with you.
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Patrick : I can't believe my first real girlfriend turned out to be a criminal mastermind.
Princess Blossom : Hohoho! Okay, wow. Dating an assassin and didn't even notice. Just another man underestimating a woman's capacity for evil. Jeez.
King Merriman : Hang in there, Patrick. All women are assassins of one stripe or another. Most of them just kill your dreams.
Queen Tulip : Excuse me?
King Merriman : The kid's feeling down, dear. Some light misogyny can be a real pick-me-up.
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[first lines]
[Patrick and Blossom return from the Minotaur's labyrinth and find the castle's inhabitants butchered]
Princess Blossom : I've got to find Mom and Dad!
Patrick : Princess Blossom, wait!
[they burst into the throne room]
Princess Blossom : Mom? Daddy!
Patrick : Princess, please, it's not safe.
Princess Blossom : Um, no shit, Patrick. That guy has an axe through his face!
Patrick : We need to get you away from here.
Princess Blossom : I wonder if, before he died, he had time to think, "Oh, fuck. There's an axe in my face."
[both scream as burlap bags are dropped over their heads]
