Crossing Swords (TV Series)

The Snow Job (2020)

Luke Evans: King Merriman

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  King Merriman : [looking out the castle's window]  Those two died in the 69 position. Ho ho ho! Tulip, look.

  Queen Tulip : Oh, that's hilarious. Blinkerquartz, why is the plague so much worse, this year?

  Blinkerquartz : Perhaps it was those mysterious bodies that fell from the sky last week.

  King Merriman : How many times do I have to apologize for that?

  Queen Tulip : Once. Once would be good.

  King Merriman : Never!