Crossing Swords (TV Series)
My Super Sweet Period Party (2020)
Maya Erskine: Princess Blossom
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Quotes
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Patrick : Why'd you make me carry these?
Princess Blossom : I dunno. They looked heavy.
Patrick : They're really not.
Princess Blossom : Listen, my family tree is just cousins fucking cousins on every branch. My fragile little bird bones can snap in a stiff wind, okay?
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Aunt Donna : Beware the period party, girl. At the end of the night, the maiden's valuable virginity gets locked up tight in a chastity belt.
Princess Blossom : No way I'd put on a chastity belt.
Aunt Donna : Princesses who refuse get locked up in towers. If you don't believe me, just ask *me*!
[as Aunt Donna cackles evilly, the sound of lightning and thunder crash outside the castle]
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Queen Tulip : I'm very proud of you. Today you were everything a princess should be: beautiful and 100% obedient.
Princess Blossom : [groans] How am I supposed to sleep in this fucking thing?
[Blossom kicks off the blanket to reveal her chastity belt]
Queen Tulip : Here's the spare key.
Princess Blossom : The what!
Queen Tulip : My mother gave me one and her mother before her. The men *think* they're in control, but we have all the power.
Princess Blossom : Wow. Thanks, Mom.
Queen Tulip : Also, it's impossible to shit with that thing on.
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Princess Blossom : Mom! Am I really getting a chastity belt?
Andrew Thomas Paulson : Ah, there is the woman of the hour.
Princess Blossom : Who the fuck are you?
Andrew Thomas Paulson : I am Andrew Thomas Paulson and I give you my magnum opus. Behold... the patriarch-kini!
[reveals a jeweled chastity belt worn by a Lady-in-Waiting]
Queen Tulip : Oh, it's gorgeous! Don't you think?
Princess Blossom : So it's true? You promised me a perfect party, not a pussy prison!
Lady in Waiting : It's pinching my labia.