- Patrick: Who are these people?
- Blinkerquartz: You fool! This is Chill Society - a secret congregation of the most powerful men in the world! Kings, lords, popes and that guy with all those mattress stores. History doesn't just happen - it's decided here! So it's crucial King Merriman's first year hosting is successful.
- King Merriman: It's gotta be perfect. King Topher hosted last time and it's all anyone talked about for months. Farm-to-table, vision board, juice bar bullshit. I'm getting back to basics, baby! Dicks, chicks and guitar licks!