- Patrick: What the...?
- Sex Dungeon Master: Oh, hi! Welcome to the Queen's sex dungeon, aka "the fun dungeon"! Okay, a couple of ground rules: the safe word is "Sixty-nine", but spelled out, Capital S and the i's are exclamation points
- [Patrick has been ordered to select the worst prisoner for execution]
- Patrick: Uh, Pam. You're a witch?
- Pam: I'm not a witch! I'm just asking for equal pay for men and women.
- Male Dungeon Prisoners: Witch! Witch!
- [King Merriman searches for a special volume in his private library]
- King Merriman: A-ha! Found it! Did you know Gutenberg's first print job was a titty mag? It's true what they say - every new content platform is driven by porn.