- Glenn: Look, every kid wants to be a knight, but do you know how many kids actually go pro?
- Doreen: Look at your brothers and your sister. They all have good jobs
- Patrick: Good jobs? Are you insane?
- Doreen: Reuben works for the forest service.
- Patrick: A roving gang of bandits.
- Doreen: Blarney's in the fine arts.
- Patrick: Alcoholic birthday clown.
- Glenn: Pays to have a backup career.
- Doreen: And Coral is the CEO of her own shipping company.
- Patrick: Mom, she's a goddamn fucking pirate queen!