An American Pickle (2020)

Seth Rogen: Herschel Greenbaum, Ben Greenbaum

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Quotes 

• Herschel Greenbaum : This is what we're reaching for everybody. This is the dream. This is the goal. Perfect jar of pickles.

• Herschel Greenbaum : If you can Twitter, I can do Twitter.

• [last lines] 

  Herschel Greenbaum : We pray now.

  [Ben nods. Hershel looks at him, quizzically] 

  Herschel Greenbaum : You don't mind?

  Ben Greenbaum : I don't mind.

• Scientist : Essentially, the pickle brine preserved him perfectly. It's been 100 years but he hasn't aged a day.

  Reporter : That's impossible.

  Second Reporter : You don't honesty expect us to buy that, do you?

  Third Reporter : What's the science behind it?

  Scientist : Please, let me explain.

  Herschel Greenbaum : [voiceover]  The scientist explains. His logic is good. It satisfies everyone.

  Reporter : Oh, yes.

  Second Reporter : Makes sense.

  Second Reporter : Absolutely.

  Third Reporter : Very clear.

• Herschel Greenbaum : You have no wife, no children, no friends, and now, no job. You need help.

• Herschel Greenbaum : I cannot afford workers.

  Kevin : You could get interns!

• Herschel Greenbaum : If one thing true in America, once you say terrible things, you will never be success.

  Ben Greenbaum : That is not true, at all.

  Herschel Greenbaum : Oh, that is great news.