Knives Out (2019)

Chris Evans: Ransom Drysdale

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• Benoit Blanc : This is a twisted web, and we are not finished untangling it, not yet.

  Ransom Drysdale : What is this, CSI: KFC?

• Ransom Drysdale : [to Marta]  I'm going to say this just to you. No cameras, no courthouse, because you know it's true. We allowed you into our home, let you watch our grand dad, welcome you into our family. And now you think you can steal it from us. You think I'm not going to fight to protect my own, our birthright, our ancestral home...

  Benoit Blanc : [laughing]  That is hooey! Harlan, he bought this place in the 80's from a Pakistani real estate millionaire... .

  Ransom Drysdale : Oh shut up! Shut up! Shut up with that Kentucky fried Foghorn Leghorn drawl!

• Ransom Drysdale : That's some heavy-duty conjecture.

  Walt Thrombey : Funny, Ransom, you skipped the funeral, but you're early for the will reading.

  Ransom Drysdale : [pointing]  Up your ass.

  Meg Thrombey : [angrily]  Oh, very nice!

  Ransom Drysdale : [pointing to each family member as they shout at him]  Matter of fact, eat shit. How's that?

  Ransom Drysdale : [as the family are all shouting at him]  Eat shit, eat shit, eat shit... *definitely* eat shit...

  Ransom Drysdale : I got to do this more often.

• Ransom Drysdale : [quoting Linda's line when he revealed he was disinherited, to the family now they've learned they all are]  This might be the best thing that has ever happened to you. My mother, ladies and gentlemen.

• Walt Thrombey : I don't know what any of that means.

  Richard Drysdale : It means your son is a little creep.

  Walt Thrombey : Oh, my son's a creep.

  Joni Thrombey : Guys. Walt, he was in the bathroom.

  Richard Drysdale : Joylessly masturbating to pictures of dead deer.

  Walt Thrombey : You know what Richard, you want to go?

  Richard Drysdale : You bet Skippy, let's go!

  Ransom Drysdale : I've got to do this more often.

• Ransom Drysdale : You go, Baby Driver.

  Marta Cabrera : Do you regret helping me yet?

  Ransom Drysdale : I regret not taking the Beemer.

• Ransom Drysdale : [Driving away with Marta]  I think this could be the best thing to happen to *all* of you!

  Richard Drysdale : [With the rest of the family]  What does he mean by that?

• Marta Cabrera : You've always been good to me. And what I'm about to say isn't going to be easy and you're going to be upset. But I thought after what you've gone through the last few days you deserve to hear it from me.

  Benoit Blanc : Excuse me. You have not been good to her. You have all treated her like *beep*. To steal back a fortune you lost and she deserves. You're a pack of vultures, knives out and beaks bloody. Well, you're not getting bailed out, not this time. Ms. Cabrera has decided, definitively, not to renounce the inheritance.

  Walt Thrombey : What?

  Marta Cabrera : What?

  Benoit Blanc : Furthermore, it will be my professional recommendation to local authorities that the manner of death in the case of Harlan Thrombey be ruled a suicide. Now the case is closed.

  Marta Cabrera : Blanc.

  Ransom Drysdale : What?

  Benoit Blanc : Thank you all for coming. Good bye.

  Walt Thrombey : That's certainly not what I was expecting. Not what I was expecting at all.

  Greatnana Wanetta : Heh heh heh heh heh.

• Ransom Drysdale : Hey Franny how about a glass of cold milk.

  Meg Thrombey : Hey asshole not her name not her job!

  Ransom Drysdale : Hey Meg how's the SJW degree coming?

  Meg Thrombey : Trust fund prick.