Upstart Crow (TV Series)

A Crow Christmas Carol (2018)

Harry Enfield: John

Quotes 

• John : Do you think, son, as a favour to us all, you might give up your linguistical poncing toggling for Christmas?

  Will : Never, Father, for, as I think you know, linguistical poncing toggling is what I do.

• John : How come little Hamnet was taken, while a wicked old goat like me is allowed to live? 'T ain't fair, makes no sense. I'd have gone in his place a hundred times.