David Mitchell: Will

Quotes 

• Will Shakespeare : A love that consists principally of torturing and burning people who believe in exactly the same God as you, but use slightly more candles and wear slightly sillier hats while doing it, is pretty hard to get your head round.

• Kate : If you were in need of some highly attractive and sophisticated young totty...

  Will Shakespeare : Yes, I am, Kate. Do you know any?

  Kate : I mean me!