Upstart Crow (TV Series)

The Most Unkindest Cut of All (2018)

Gemma Whelan: Kate

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Quotes 

• Kate : My mother is shortly like to bonk herself off this mortal coil withher insatiable appetite for bits of saucy roughington.

• Kate : You have no man who claims to own you, at least not since you cut off the penis of the man who stole you from your village. How do you avoid falling prey to exploitation?

  Lucy : Men are scared of me. They think I am a sorceress, and I do not deny it. I tell them to beware, lest I shrink their privvy parts.

  [takes off her earrings and shows them to Kate] 

  Lucy : Look at these tiny testicle earrings. I say that I tore them from a man and shrunk them, but it is a lie. In fact, I just castrated a well-endowed gerbil.