- Boris Badenov: [disguised as a tour guide] Hey, moose and squirrel, give you a nice tour of capital!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: That voice. Where have I heard that voice before?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: In about 324 other episodes. But I don't know who it is either.
- Dad: [about Boris] The nerve of that feller, Mother! Bending our antenna like that! Now Channel 4 don't get nothing but the presidential press conferences!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Look. Behind where that artificial Capital was. There's the Butte, Montana Lumber Company and it's falling, too. What do you say to that, Bullwinkle?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: What else, Rock? TIMBER!
- Natasha Fatale: [when their plan to flatten Rocky and Bullwinkle is unsuccessful] Boris, baby, where did we fail?
- Boris Badenov: [cries] And I always try so hard to do the wrong thing!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [while running] Faster, Bullwinkle, faster!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: What, and get arrested for impersonating a jet?
- [after Bullwinkle accidentally gave Boris and Natasha a trust to dynamite and TNT instead of the petition for Moosylvania]
- Narrator: And once again, Bullwinkle's incredible stupidity had saved the day for at that very minute, a blinding flash covered the entire metropolitan Washington DC area and parts of Elko, Nevada as well.
- [Boris and Natasha are seen flying across the sky]
- Natasha Fatale: Boris, if angle of trajectory is right, we orbit Earth every seven minutes.
- Boris Badenov: See? I was right. Moosylvania statehood was explosive issue.