- Boris Badenov: Well, Natasha, this is it. This is the time for me to turn over a new leaf.
- Natasha Fatale: What?
- Boris Badenov: You know how I am, honey bun. Always destroying things, wrecking them, smashing them up.
- Natasha Fatale: Yes.
- Boris Badenov: Well, now I'm going to do just the opposite of breaking things.
- Natasha Fatale: You mean?
- Boris Badenov: Yes. I'm going to FIX a game.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [after Bullwinkle's latest pass] Gee, not so hard, Bullwinkle. That's the third pass receiver we've lost today.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: We don't lose'em, Rock. They pick'em up in the next county.
- Boris Badenov: Well, Natasha, it's great to be back on the campus.
- Natasha Fatale: Back? Boris, you went to college? Penn State?
- Boris Badenov: No, state pen.
- Narrator: [about Rocky and Bullwinkle] Eager to make good grades, they really had to burn the midnight oil.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: How come we're burning the midnight oil, Rock?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: They turn off the electricity at 10:00.