The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)
Wossamotta U: Parts 9-10 (1963)
Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Fearless Leader, Mangler #1, Referee, 'Gertrude', Bully, Recruiting Officer, Medical Officer, Doctor, Grampa Moose, Dudley Do-Right, Homer, Manny, Rufe, Additional Voices
Quotes
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Narrator : Yes, Boris had switched diagrams and the hapless moose was now going over a set of battle plans of the Civil War!
Colonel Jefferson Beauregard Lee : [interrupting] Or, as we call it, the War Between the States.
Narrator : Now wait a minute, who are you?
Colonel Jefferson Beauregard Lee : Colonel Jefferson Beauregard Lee, sir.
Rocket J. Squirrel : Yeah, but you're not part of our story.
Colonel Jefferson Beauregard Lee : No, I'm from the League of Confederate Correctors.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : The League of Confederate Correctors?
Colonel Jefferson Beauregard Lee : Every time a program refers to the late unpleasantness as the "Civil War"...
Bullwinkle J. Moose : ...You show up and correct them?
Colonel Jefferson Beauregard Lee : That's right, shug. We call it the "War Between the States".
Rocket J. Squirrel : Yeah, but...
Colonel Jefferson Beauregard Lee : I just can't abide the word "civil"!
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Bullwinkle J. Moose , Rocket J. Squirrel : Touchdown?
Mangler #2 : Any objections, wise guy?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Miss, I'll thank you to keep a civil tongue in your head!
Colonel Jefferson Beauregard Lee : [interrupting] Uh-uh-uh: a "War Between the States" tongue.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Oh, boy.
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'Sybil' : [holding up a bomb] Are youse ready, Gertrude?
'Gertrude' : Let's have it, Sybil!
Colonel Jefferson Beauregard Lee : [interrupting] Uh-uh: "War Between the - "
'Gertrude' : I said "Sybil", not "civil"!
Colonel Jefferson Beauregard Lee : Sorry, ma'am.
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Rocket J. Squirrel : At this rate we'll never win!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : We'll be lucky to lose!
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Narrator : And Bullwinkle turned and began dashing toward his own goal line! On he went, swivel-hipping his way through the opposition!
Colonel Jefferson Beauregard Lee : Dagnabbit, you said "civil"!
[the colonel raises a pistol, aimed directly at the camera, and fires a shot]
Narrator : [frustrated] All right! "War Between the States"-hipping his way through the opposition! What can save the game for our boys?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Maybe we could get some new writers.
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[the referee is being threatened by the Manglers, thus putting them ahead of Wossamotta U]
Rocket J. Squirrel : Don't you have any courage?
Referee : Yes, but I've also got a wife and kiddies.
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Narrator : When our heroes finally made it under fire to their dressing room, gloom was written on every face.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Except mine. I got "Despair" written on mine.
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Rocket J. Squirrel : If only they hadn't stolen our football plays.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, they left these in their place.
Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, those aren't football plays. Those are battle plans for the Civil War.
Colonel Jefferson Beauregard Lee : Uh-uh-uh. War between the states, you mean.
Rocket J. Squirrel : Colonel Beauregard, you here?
Colonel Jefferson Beauregard Lee : Us members of the League of Confederate Correctors is everywhere.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : I've noticed.
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Rocket J. Squirrel : [holds up a wig] Bullwinkle, look at this!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Good heavens, Rock! You've scalped the scat back!
Rocket J. Squirrel : Scalped, nothing! This is a wig! Bullwinkle, they aren't girls at all!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Oh, darn!
Rocket J. Squirrel : What's the matter?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : I was gonna ask the halfback to the prom tonight.