The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)
Wossamotta U: Parts 9-10 (1963)
William Conrad: Narrator
Quotes
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Narrator : Yes, Boris had switched diagrams and the hapless moose was now going over a set of battle plans of the Civil War!
Colonel Jefferson Beauregard Lee : [interrupting] Or, as we call it, the War Between the States.
Narrator : Now wait a minute, who are you?
Colonel Jefferson Beauregard Lee : Colonel Jefferson Beauregard Lee, sir.
Rocket J. Squirrel : Yeah, but you're not part of our story.
Colonel Jefferson Beauregard Lee : No, I'm from the League of Confederate Correctors.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : The League of Confederate Correctors?
Colonel Jefferson Beauregard Lee : Every time a program refers to the late unpleasantness as the "Civil War"...
Bullwinkle J. Moose : ...You show up and correct them?
Colonel Jefferson Beauregard Lee : That's right, shug. We call it the "War Between the States".
Rocket J. Squirrel : Yeah, but...
Colonel Jefferson Beauregard Lee : I just can't abide the word "civil"!
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Narrator : And Bullwinkle turned and began dashing toward his own goal line! On he went, swivel-hipping his way through the opposition!
Colonel Jefferson Beauregard Lee : Dagnabbit, you said "civil"!
[the colonel raises a pistol, aimed directly at the camera, and fires a shot]
Narrator : [frustrated] All right! "War Between the States"-hipping his way through the opposition! What can save the game for our boys?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Maybe we could get some new writers.
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Narrator : Don't miss our next episode "Bullwinkle's Battle Plans" or "Civil Def--"
Colonel Jefferson Beauregard Lee : Uh-uh-uh. "War Between The States Defense."
Narrator : That is not funny.
Colonel Jefferson Beauregard Lee : I know. I can't abide jokes neither!
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Narrator : When our heroes finally made it under fire to their dressing room, gloom was written on every face.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Except mine. I got "Despair" written on mine.