- [last lines]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Well, the old place is back to subnormal, Rock.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Yeah, and we...
- [a gunshot]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Hey! Was that a shot?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Heck, no, Rock.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Well it sounded like a shot.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Nope.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Then what was it?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: That was... The End.
- Narrator: By George, he's got it! It *is* The End! But watch for another episode soon of... Rocky and Bullwinkle!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: [to the audience] It may be a little hard to find, but don't give up.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [to the audience, reassuringly] We're not.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle, I'm up to my knees in water!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: You were expecting champagne?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Hadn't we better leave?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Leave Moosylvania! But Rocky, I'm the governor.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Oh...
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: A good governor always goes down with his state!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: So?
- Fearless Leader: Badenov, you are an incompetent, stupid, disgusting, little nincompoop!
- Boris Badenov: [defiantly] Who's little?
- Natasha Fatale: Boris, dahlink, throw the medal overboard!
- Boris Badenov: But Fearless Leader, himself, gave that to me.
- Fearless Leader: Badenov, you're sinking the whole cargo!
- Boris Badenov: What happens if it sinks?
- Fearless Leader: You get shot.
- Boris Badenov: What happens if I throw away the medal?
- Fearless Leader: You get shot.
- Boris Badenov: Well, at least I got a choice! Now let me see...
- [Rocky has saved Moosylvania from sinking]
- Natasha Fatale: Boris, the squirrel has done it again.
- Boris Badenov: You know, I hate to admit it, Natasha, but he's a pretty smart cookie.
- Natasha Fatale: Then why are you lighting the fuse on that dynamite?
- Boris Badenov: Because that's the way the cookie crumbles.
- Narrator: And Boris dashed madly away. In a flash, he returned with a sizzling dynamite which he deposited neatly in a handy, thin trash barrel.
- Boris Badenov: See, you got to have a cool head and nerves of... A thin trash barrel?
- Natasha Fatale: Dahlink, that is not a trash barrel. That is a ventilator on our submarine.
- Narrator: Gee.
- [chuckles nervously]
- Narrator: Uh, I could've sworn that was a trash barrel.
- Boris Badenov: Yeah.
- [chuckles sarcastically]
- Boris Badenov: You're suddenly a dumbhead!
- [the dynamite explodes and the sub sinks]
- Boris Badenov: Me too.