- [Boris is trying to trick Rocky, Bullwinkle, and Captain Peachfuzz into drinking a liquid called Soda Pow]
- Narrator: [whispers] Little do our heroes know that that test tube contains not Soda Pow, but Hush-a-Boom, the powerful silent explosive.
- Boris Badenov: Quiet, blabbermouth!
- Narrator: Well, I whispered, didn't I?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [after a disguised Boris left] Hmm, I wonder.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Shall we join him, Captain?
- Captain Peachfuzz: Why not?
- Rocket J. Squirrel, Bullwinkle J. Moose, Captain Peachfuzz: That voice. Where have I heard that voice?
- Captain Peachfuzz: Rocky, you've heard more voices than Joan of Arc.
- [Boris prepares to drop the Hush-a-Boom formula on Rocky, Bullwinkle, and Captain Peachfuzz]
- Natasha Fatale: Boris, how much Hush-a-Boom is in test tube?
- Boris Badenov: [chuckles] Enough to blow up all the nosy parkers and this whole building besides.
- Natasha Fatale: But...
- Boris Badenov: Makes you feel all warm inside, doesn't it?
- Natasha Fatale: Yeah, but...
- Boris Badenov: Bombs away!
- [drops Hush-a-Boom]
- Natasha Fatale: But, Boris, if building blows up...
- Boris Badenov: And it will.
- Natasha Fatale: And if we're in it?
- Boris Badenov: We will, too. We will... We will, too? Natasha, what am I doing?
- Natasha Fatale: You're finishing off this episode with a bang, dahlink. I'll meet you around the corner in half an hour!
- [runs off]
- Boris Badenov: [after their plan failed] Let's face it, Natasha. As villains, we are a collective flop.
- Natasha Fatale: Oh, cheer up, Boris. Maybe someday we'll make the FBI's top ten.
- Boris Badenov: FBI's top ten? We can't even make Cain's Hundred.
- [a sheriff appears]
- Sheriff: Pardon me, do I understand that you blew up this warehouse?
- Natasha Fatale: Boris, the fuzz is here! Here's our chance!
- Boris Badenov: You bet we did, Sheriff!
- Sheriff: And you're responsible for all this wreckage?
- Boris Badenov: [laughs] Of course.
- Sheriff: Then I'm afraid you're under arrest.
- Natasha Fatale: At last, we made the big time!
- Boris Badenov: You're arresting us as saboteurs?
- Sheriff: No.
- Boris Badenov: Spies?
- Sheriff: No.
- Natasha Fatale: Master criminals, maybe?
- Sheriff: Oh, no.
- Boris Badenov: Mad bombers?
- Sheriff: No, no.
- Boris Badenov: Then what?
- Sheriff: You are litterbugs! Come along!
- Natasha Fatale, Boris Badenov: Ooh, boy.