The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)
Topsy Turvy World: Parts 7-8 (1962)
Paul Frees: Boris Badenov, Professor Wernher von Beige, Marquis of Queensbury, Captain Peachfuzz, Additional Voices
Quotes
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[Boris is planning to have two hawks, with stainless steel beaks and poisonous talons, attack Rocky]
Natasha Fatale : Oh, dahlink, you've done it again!
Boris Badenov : Naturally.
Natasha Fatale : But how did you ever find birds with poison talons?
Boris Badenov : Is easy, Natasha. I called an agent.
Natasha Fatale : Agent?
Boris Badenov : Not an agent, really. More of a talon scout.
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Boris Badenov : Now, fiendish plot: It all starts with the professor's theory. Too much ice hit North Pole, world tips over this way, and we got new North Pole, right?
Natasha Fatale : Right.
Boris Badenov : And this very island will be the new North Pole.
Natasha Fatale : But what's that got to do with...
Boris Badenov : Think, Natasha. Who lives at North Pole?
Natasha Fatale : Penguins.
Boris Badenov : That's South Pole. Who lives at North Pole?
Natasha Fatale : Give me a hint.
Boris Badenov : You know. Jingle bells, jingle bells. Jingle, la la la.
Natasha Fatale : Swiss Bell Ringers!
Boris Badenov : No, no, no. With a beard and the "Ho ho ho ho!" and jingle bells, jingle bells...
Natasha Fatale : I got it, Boris!
Boris Badenov : Who?
Natasha Fatale : Mitch Miller!
Boris Badenov : Yeah... NO, YOU IDIOT WOMAN! SANTA CLAUS!
Natasha Fatale : [gasps] Boris, you said a naughty word!