- Captain Peachfuzz: Boys, this is Professor Wernher von Beige.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Isn't that "von Braun"?
- Captain Peachfuzz: Von Beige. This one bleached out a little.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: You got the stuff to melt the ice, Bullwinkle?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: There it is, Rock. 2,000 heating pads, 100 pounds of salt, 500 incendiary bombs, and 400 pictures of Gina Lollapalooza.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Well, something oughta work.
- [after Professor Wernher von Beige explains that Frostbite Falls will end up on the equator because the Earth is tipping over]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: But we don't want to live on the equator.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: How come?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: It's just gonna ruin the ice hockey season.
- Captain Peachfuzz: [on the phone] Never mind, operator, I found them. Operator? Operator?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: You have the phone backwards, Captain.
- Captain Peachfuzz: Well, that's no reason for her to be rude.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: [after their plane runs out of gas] Hey, we're gonna set a new record!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: What's that?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: We'll crash two planes in one episode!
- [Rocky and Bullwinkle receive a new airplane after their previous plane was wrecked]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Boy, it's sure lucky for us this is a fantasy show.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: How come?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: If this was for real, this plane would've cost a fortune.