Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Gidney, Edgar, Rabbit, Bugsy, Fearless Leader, Mr. Peabody, Hatful, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• [Cloyd catches the Kirward Derby after Boris throws it through a window] 

  Cloyd : He threw it away, Gidney!

  Gidney : Yep. You see, Cloyd, some people just can't *stand* being smart.

  Cloyd : How come?

  Gidney : 'Cause they can't admit they were ever dumb!

• Narrator : And our friends walked up on the shore and right into the outskirts of a large crowd.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Wonder what they're waiting for...

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Maybe waiting for the President to throw out the first cherry blossom.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : [to a man in the crowd]  What's the big crowd for, mister?

  Welcoming Man : New congressman coming to town today.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Really? Who's that?

  Welcoming Man : Feller from a small town in Missouri.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I thought they already had one of those, once.

  Welcoming Man : Nope, he went back home again.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Too bad; he played a mean piano.

  Welcoming Man : This one's name is Squirrel. Rocket J. Squirrel.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Oh, sure, I've heared of him, he - Rocky, that's *you*!

  Narrator : And it was! Our boys were cheered by the enthusiastic crowd, and then Rocky was installed in his new office.

• [outside the office of congressman Rocket J. Squirrel] 

  Chauncey : Now there's something you don't see every day, Edgar.

  Edgar : What's that, Chauncey?

  Chauncey : A squirrel in Congress.

  Edgar : Oh, I don't know, Chauncey. Just a matter of time...

  Chauncey : How's that?

  Edgar : They've had so many nuts in Congress, a squirrel was *bound* to show up someday.

  Chauncey : True.

• [the invisible moon men carry the Kirward Derby into Rocky's office] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Sorta spooky to watch a hat creeping up on ya, isn't it?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I had the same trouble with some long underwear once.

• [as a newly-elected congressman, Rocky uses the Kirward Derby and decides to solve the Hatful-Floy feud by evacuating both families from the state, busing the Hatfuls east, and busing the Floys west] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : But where will they all wind up, Rock?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : I don't know, Bullwinkle. But once they're over the state line, they're somebody else's problem.

  Cloyd : Say, he *did* learn fast, didn't he?

• [last lines] 

  [Rocky's fellow congressmen are delighted with Rocky's first congressional speech, during which he accidentally skipped to the last page and immediately called for adjournment] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : But you didn't *make* your speech, Rock.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, sometimes you can say the smartest things by keeping your mouth shut.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Hmm... Little moral, there. Sounds like the tagline of the whole story.

  Narrator : And it *is*, too! But be with us next time for the further adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle!

• Gidney : Why so sad, Cloyd?

  Cloyd : We were in six episodes and I only got to scrooch one bad guy.

  Gidney : Cheer up. Maybe we'll find another one.

  Cloyd : How about that one?

  [spots Boris below them]