Narrator: One ordinary day in May, three magical goddesses of Fate, found themselves on the doorsteps of a loveable college student named Keiichi Morisato. They had joy and laughter and many adventures together. And everyone was happy. Soon after their college days had ended, the Goddesses sold out and became an Anime Pop Culture Phenomenon, the was shortly killed off two season later by the Evangelion movies. And if you had actually been paying attention to this series, I wouldn't have to recap all of the previous events so that you would have some context as to where we are and what the hell is going on. But hey, we can't make all of the stories about the Goddesses. There are side characters on the show that need love, too. Let's focus on them for this episode.
Valkyrie: Lind. I think we've finally found our Gremlin, we searched the compound and found this sorry asshole.
Lind: That's not our Gremlin, that's Skuld's loser wannabee Doctor What friend off of public access. How the hell did he get here?
Doctor What: I took a wrong turn at Alberqerque. I should've taken a left a few miles back.
Lind: Geez. How many fucking episodes are we going to make with this guy?
Doctor What: I thought it was established by now that I was a permanent cast member... didn't you get the memo?
Lind: This is worse than the time Steve Urkel hijacked Family Matters! I can't even watch Die Hard anymore without imagining Steve Urkel existing in the John McClane universe. Thanks a lot Reginald VelJohnson.
Doctor What: Oh hey, say the word, I'll go back in time and kill Steve Urkel like the Terminator.
Lind: Really, you would do that for us?
Doctor What: NO, I'M NOT GONNA GO BACK AND FUCKING KILL STEVE URKEL! That guy voiced Sonic the Hedgehog on two different tv series!
Lind: But, couldn't you put your abilities to better use, like preventing Kurt Cobain from killing himself or something?
Doctor What: And miss out on the Foo Fighters? Kurt Cobain wanted to die, let him rest in peace! Anything is better than a lifetime of stomach pain and Courtney Love!
Lind: Except Family Matters.
Doctor What: Alright already! I'll go back in time and kill Steve Urkel! Stop Bugging Me!
Lind: You promise?
Doctor What: Christ Fuck Almighty!
Lind: Don't forget to use your Sonic Screwdriver. It's perfect for shanking people.
Doctor What: You're goddamn fucking right it is.