Narrator: One ordinary day in May, three magical Goddesses of Fate found themselves on the doorstep of a loveable college student named Keiichi Morisato. They had joy and laughter and many adventures together, and everyone was happy. Soon after their college days had ended, the Goddesses sold out and became an Anime Pop Culture Phenomenon, that was shortly killed off two seasons later by the Evangelion movies. Then Belldandy somehow managed to fuck her husband Keiichi into an early grave and the Goddesses moved back to Heaven. Afterwards, Planet Earth was destroyed in a Nuclear Holocaust because of Skuld's childhood wish. But Fate still shined down upon the Goddesses. After relocating to another planet, Little Skuld tried to run away with everyone's favorite public access time lord, Doctor What, and almost ended up a victim in a 1980s slasher movie called Slaughter High. And now that the sex problem between Belldandy and Keiichi had been solved, Urd's life as a matchmaker fell into tedium and boredom. After many years of trial and failure in engineering, the little future goddess Skuld began to fall into another existential midlife crisis, looking for a way out. But this is not the whole story. This is merely the starting point of our adventure.
Keiichi Morisato: Wow... I've never seen someone so depressed on her birthday.
Belldandy: What's the matter, Skuld? You usually love Benihanas.
Skuld: Yeah, but the wait is boring. They should really invest in a Donkey Kong arcade machine.
Benihanas Chef: I hear it's somebody's birthday today? And how old are you, little girl?
Skuld: Now now, it's not nice to ask a girl her age.
Benihanas Chef: I can already guess your age.
Skuld: You think so, huh? If you lit up all the candles for my birthday, this entire building would burn to the ground in smouldering flames.
Urd: Smoldering Flames! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Skuld: You might as well light all of the tables on fire to save time.
Benihanas Chef: That is a wonderful idea!