Death on the Tyne (2018 TV Movie)

Doon Mackichan: Emily

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Quotes 

• Emily : Are you insinuating I did this, you pudgy little turd?

  Gemma : Oi!

  Terry : It's no good trying to sweet talk me like that, Emily!

• [talking about Captain Jack] 

  Colleen : He's a slimy so-and-so.

  Emily : God, he is. I'm glad I'm not the only one that sees it. He's been leering over the older passengers for years. Some nights, it's like a pornographic version of Jurassic Park.

  Colleen : He's got a long way to go before he gets his hands on my velociraptor.

• Emily : DJs are for poor people who can't afford a band at their wedding!

• Emily : It's a special dinner for old friends.

  Jack : Actually, Emily these are my friends.

  Emily : Yeah well, they're certainly old.

  Justin : [laughing]  Savage as usual, Emsy.

  Colleen : Who the bloody held do you think you are?

  Emily : Who am I, babes?

  [pretends to think] 

  Emily : Umm. I'm the most in demand lounge entertainment on the North Sea. I'm known in every port across Northern Europe.

  Colleen : Oh, popular round the docks, are you? We used to have a name for girls like that.

  Hilda : "Dirty girls!" That's what mother said.