The Good Place (TV Series)
The Book of Dougs (2019)
Kristen Bell: Eleanor Shellstrop
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Quotes
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Eleanor Shellstrop : [crying] Relationships are stupid. You're scared you're never gonna have a real one, and then when you do, you're scared it's gonna go away.
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Eleanor Shellstrop : My tears taste like the nacho cheese from my favorite movie theater.
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Eleanor Shellstrop : Sorry, did he just say we're going to IHOP?
Jason Mendoza : Yes! Tight!
Michael : No, not tight. The Interdimensional Hole of Pancakes is the most dangerous place in the universe.
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Chidi Anagonye : Whoa, champagne?
Eleanor Shellstrop : Found it in the cupboard. I think it was a gift.
Chidi Anagonye : I feel kind of bad. What if it was for something really important?
Eleanor Shellstrop : [reading the attached note] "Gwendolyn: Here's some champagne to thank you for thanking me for thanking you for thanking me for thanking you for thanking me for the champagne you sent me."
Chidi Anagonye : Pop that bench.
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Eleanor Shellstrop : [Chidi is wearing a postal worker uniform] Holy forking fork.
Chidi Anagonye : What do you think.
[Eleanor starts crying]
Chidi Anagonye : Oh no, you're crying. I assume it's because you're happy or horny. Is this a horny cry.
Eleanor Shellstrop : No, I'm crying because I'm miserable, and it's all your fault!
Chidi Anagonye : Why? Do you not like the outfit?
Eleanor Shellstrop : I love the outfit! You look amazing. And this sucks, and I'm furious, and I'm the happiest I've ever been, and I blame you!
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Chidi Anagonye : There is another quote first spoken by a very wise, very attractive, occasionally very sweaty philosopher: "You gotta try". Now, she was talking about making the world a better place, but I think it applies to relationships too.
Eleanor Shellstrop : I've got an idea of something we could try.
Chidi Anagonye : Great. What?
[Eleanor smiles coyly]
Chidi Anagonye : Oh. Wait, I think I know. Well, I don't want to assume. What if we both write down what we think you mean...
Eleanor Shellstrop : What if we didn't?
[She grabs him and they race up the stairs]
