"The Good Place" The Book of Dougs (TV Episode 2019) Poster

(TV Series)

(2019)

Ted Danson: Michael

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  • Michael : The committee is a bunch of ineffectual dorks in fleece vests. The Titanic is sinking and they're writing a strongly worded letter to the iceberg.

  • Michael : Every day the world gets a little more complicated, and being a good person gets a little harder.

  • Michael : [pulls up a page from the Book of Dougs]  In 1534, Douglass Wynegar of Hawkhurst, England, gave his grandmother roses for her birthday. He picked them himself, walked them over to her house, she was happy. Boom... 145 points. Now... yeah, here we go.

    [pulls up another page] 

    Michael : In 2009, Doug Ewing of Scaggsville, Maryland, also gave his grandmother a dozen roses, but this time he lost points. Why? Because he ordered the roses using a cell phone that was made in a sweatshop, the flowers were grown with toxic pesticides, picked by exploited migrant workers, delivered from thousands of miles away, which created a massive carbon footprint, and his money went to a billionaire racist CEO who sends his female employees pictures of his genitals.

    [pumps his fist in the air] 

    Michael : Whoo!

    Tahani Al-Jamil : That is a very odd thing to cheer.

    Michael : Don't you understand? The Bad Place isn't tampering with points. They don't have to. Because every day, the world gets a little more complicated, and being a good person gets a little harder.

  • Eleanor Shellstrop : Sorry, did he just say we're going to IHOP?

    Jason Mendoza : Yes! Tight!

    Michael : No, not tight. The Interdimensional Hole of Pancakes is the most dangerous place in the universe.

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