- Nadia Vulvokov: [Nadia stands in front of Alan's apartment building as Audrey enters] Uh, I'm Alan's buddy, six L. I think his buzzer's broken. Can you let me in?
- Audrey: How do I know you're not a murderer?
- Nadia Vulvokov: My sparkling personality?
- Audrey: How many people have you murdered?
- Nadia Vulvokov: None.
- Audrey: That's what a murderer would say.