- Miranda: Arthur, it says here that you've had a documented history with mental illness
- Arthur Everest: I was actually, um, kind of misdiagnosed
- The Tick: As an accountant
- Arthur Everest: [to Morgan] Can I call you an Uber. Or would you just like to curl up into the fetal position...
- Joan: [about the lobster brood in the bathtub] So .. let me get this straight. The monster isn't a monster, she's a mother. And these are her babies. And you two have sworn secretly to take care of them?
- Arthur Everest: Uh, yeah, that's pretty much it.
- Tinfoil Kevin: I'm acting more in a godfather capacity.
- The Tick: All right you little scampi, meet your new meemaw, Joan.