The Order (TV Series)

Introduction to Ethics, Part Two (2019)

Adam DiMarco: Randall Carpio

Quotes 

• Jack Morton : [entering his dorm room shirtless and blood-smeared to find Randell waiting]  Will you stop breaking into my room?

  Randall Carpio : Time's up. Hamish and Lilith are lookin' for you.

  Jack Morton : Good. Let them kill me.

  Randall Carpio : Whoa! As your RA, it kind of sounds like you're depressed - and this whole look... supports my theory.

  Jack Morton : I just killed my ethics professor! I woke up next to his dead body. I'm covered in his blood. I think one of his tendons is stuck in my fucking teeth!

  Jack Morton : [examining Jack's teeth]  Oh, yeah! Flossing is your friend.

• Randall Carpio : The longer you wear the hide, the stronger your senses become.

  Jack Morton : [sarcastically]  Oh, wow. Sign me up then.

  Randall Carpio : You'll say the oath?

  Jack Morton : What part of "I slaughtered my ethics professor" did you miss?

• Randall Carpio : I gotta tell you, dude, so far, you are a lousy double agent.

• [standing before each other, nearly naked] 

  Jack Morton : Why do I have to wear a towel?

  Randall Carpio : So you don't ruin your clothes.

  Jack Morton : Why do YOU have to wear a towel?

  Randall Carpio : Because I'm body-positive. Now, quit changing the subject.

• Randall Carpio : [on becoming a werewolf]  What would you say if someone asked you if you wanted to be a superhero?

  Jack Morton : I don't know, 'cause no one asked me.

• Jack Morton : [facing the werewolves]  You're not thinking of eating my Ethics professor?

  Randall Carpio : Relax. No one's gonna horn in on your action. But, if you wanna share...

  Jack Morton : No one is eating my Ethics professor!