Pennyworth (TV Series)
Lady Penelope (2019)
Jack Bannon: Alfred Pennyworth
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Quotes
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Martha Kane : Should we drink that? She could've put knock out drops in it or something.
Alfred Pennyworth : Poison the tea? Never. The Raven society might be a bad lot, but they're not bloody Italians.
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Alfred Pennyworth : Martha, my old Sargeant had five rules for staying alive. Rule number one: Don't be a hero. Rule number 2: Avoid heroes.
Martha Kane : I'm no hero.
Alfred Pennyworth : They all say that. Have you ever tried a Scotch egg?
Martha Kane : No. Think about the money.
Alfred Pennyworth : Rule number three: Don't think about the money.
Martha Kane : You're making these rules up.
Alfred Pennyworth : Good sense is good sense.
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Detective Inspector Aziz : I'm told Her Majesty was quite struck by you. She thought you... dashing.
Alfred Pennyworth : Really? Tell her that I fancied her too, respectfully enough.
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Alfred Pennyworth : I had a mate called Spanish. He used to say life is either a comedy or a tragedy and you have to choose one or the other. I prefer having a laugh.
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Martha Kane : But so when the shit hits the fan, what should I do?
Alfred Pennyworth : Switch off the fan, I suppose, or stand behind something shit proof.
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Alfred Pennyworth : Get out! A woman? No wonder you're a secret.
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Martha Kane : What's that?
Alfred Pennyworth : A maypole.
Martha Kane : What's it for?
Alfred Pennyworth : I wouldn't like to say, Miss, to a lady.
Martha Kane : Pretend I'm not a lady.
Alfred Pennyworth : It's for sex orgies, Miss.
Martha Kane : You're kidding me!
Alfred Pennyworth : Very set in their ways, these country people.
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Detective Inspector Aziz : Look around you. How many of these people understand war? How many of them could command men in battle?
Alfred Pennyworth : Well that dancer there could invade Russia all on her own. Me, I'm not gonna command anybody, in any battle, anywhere.