- Esme Winikus: I'm nervous... About meeting your parents. Are you?
- Alfred Pennyworth: No.
- Esme Winikus: I am. Why do you like me?
- Alfred Pennyworth: What sort of question's that?
- Esme Winikus: Jolly easy one, I should think.
- Alfred Pennyworth: You make me feel like anything is possible.
- Esme Winikus: Good answer. Just in time.
- Alfred Pennyworth: Well, I was going to say I like your boobs, but I thought better of it. I'm learning, see? Fair play, now you?
- Esme Winikus: Your very alive.
- Lord James Harwood: [last lines; while he's dragged naked through the Tower of London] I'll be back! I'll be back!
- Lord James Harwood: Well, I speak figuratively. Technically you'd have to call it a coup d'etat. What do you think of that?
- Alfred Pennyworth: As a rule, if you have to use French words for something, I don't like it.
- Lord James Harwood: I think you know, Alfred, that this great nation of ours is at war with itself, the forces of order and virtue battling extreme evil.
- Alfred Pennyworth: Still, mustn't grumble.