Hunters (TV Series)
The Mourner's Kaddish (2020)
Logan Lerman: Jonah Heidelbaum
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Quotes
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Sister Harriet : [to Meyer] Bringing the kid was a big mistake.
Jonah Heidelbaum : You know what? I-I'm not a kid. Okay? I was bar mitzvahed seven years ago, Sister. Chanted a little Leviticus, boogied to Mungo Jerry. After my haftorah, got an over-the-pants hand job from Ruchel Rekenstein. I know you think I'm this undescended testicle, but I'm old enough to drink, smoke, enlist in the Army, so... I'm not a kid. And unless you want to Greyhound over to the Indian casino and recruit the Navajo Windtalkers, I think you fucking need me.
Sister Harriet : One misstep and I will do things to you so traumatizing, you'll wet your knickers any time you even see Mary fucking Poppins on the telly.