- Alfred Pennyworth: Forgive me, but I... heard on the grapevine that you and Captain Gordon had a rather heated exchange this morning.
- Leslie Thompkins: Oh, god. Was it that bad?
- Alfred Pennyworth: Apparently, it was like a session of the Italian Parliament.
- Selina Kyle: We do *not* have time for this.
- Bruce Wayne: I'm sorry.
- [Selina vaults over the table and kicks Lucius in the head, snapping him out of Ivy's spell. Bruce hits a switch, stopping the water treatment plant from shutting down]
- Bruce Wayne: There.
- Lucius Fox: [groans] You kicked me in the head...
- Selina Kyle: I didn't have a choice, Lucius.
- Leslie Thompkins: I never thought this was how my life was going to be.
- Alfred Pennyworth: I had no interest in being a father myself. I always presumed that I was unfit to be one. And then I found myself one night, staring down this alley at this little boy quite literally shaking with fear. I don't know, it's funny what life throws you. I am keenly aware that I am not Master Bruce's flesh and blood, but it's the moments... the little things, like when he uses a skill that I once taught him, or when we laugh at a joke that only he and I share... those have been some of the most ecstatic moments of my life. Nothing can possibly prepare you for that joy. The how's and the what's, you'll figure that stuff out. What matters is this: you'll be an exquisite mother, and that child - he, she - will be extraordinary because of you.
- Victor Zsasz: [holding the GCPD at gunpoint] I wonder what Ivy's doing right now...
- Harvey Bullock: [off-screen] Hey, lover boy!
- [Bullock enters the squad room wearing a full-body bomb disposal suit]
- Victor Zsasz: Are you serious right now?
- Harvey Bullock: As a heart attack.
- [Zsasz fires his assault rifle at Bullock's chest, knocking him onto his back]
- Victor Zsasz: [laughs] What an idiot.
- [Bullock gets back up and charges, knocking Zsasz to the floor and then punching him unconscious]
- Harvey Bullock: [takes off the helmet] Ah, that felt good.