Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

The Bimbo (2019)

Oliver Muirhead: Dean Wesley Allister

Quotes 

• Dean Wesley Allister : These shoes I'm wearing, with their "unique footprint" - we all have them. They were the departmental gift this Christmas. They're actually very funny. They have Achilles printed on the heel.

  Jake Peralta : I don't know if I would call that "very" funny.

• Jake Peralta : But what about the autobiography of Persimminons you were taunting us with?

  Dean Wesley Allister : I suppose I can see how holding any book would seem like a taunt to you.

  Jake Peralta : I own a book.