- Tina Belcher: I just want you to know, that's squirrel blood, not human blood. But each squirrel has only a few ounces of blood, so do the math. So many squirrels! She peels them like Fruit Roll-ups!
- Tina Belcher: [Picking out rooms in Spencer's house] Mine has a bathtub!
- Louise Belcher: Mine has a swing!
- Gene Belcher: Mine has a swing and a bathtub! I don't know if it's a disabled thing or a sex thing, but either way, it works!
- Ethel: [From upstairs] Leave!
- Tina Belcher: Did you hear something?
- Gene Belcher: I hope not.
- Louise Belcher: I hope so.