- Guy: Stuff always turns out fine for Sam. You do wrong and win. I do right, and it all blows up in my face! When her hat landed in my hands, I really thought your luck rubbed off on me. That I received some of that special Sam I-Am mojo. But what happens to me? I end up doused, and soused, and fished, and flattened. And when I try to be honest, suddenly I'm Randy.
- [Sam solemnly puts a hand on Guy's knee]
- Sam: I thought you were Dave.
- Guy: Never mind! I'm through with you.
- [He burrows himself in the packing foam]
- Handcuffs: Genu-ine con-vict!