Green Eggs and Ham (TV Series)
There (2019)
Michael Douglas: Guy
Quotes
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Guy : Why do you have so many aliases?
Sam : Because nobody's... nobody's ever wanted me to stay the same person before.
[Guy glares suspiciously at Sam]
Sam : Nobody's ever stuck around long enough.
Guy : Well, there's a reason nobody's ever stuck around this long, Sam. Believe me, I know. Because I've tried. I've tried you as a friend, and you don't fit. You don't fit anybody. Not even your own mother.
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Guy : I do not like them, Sam-I-Am!
Sam : [desperately] But you could!
Guy : I could not, would not, on a boat!
[He pounds the offending food with his free hand]
Guy : I will not, will not, with a goat! I will not eat them in the rain!
[He hurls the dish at a wall]
Guy : I will not eat them on a train! I do not like them here or there! I do not like them anywhere! I do not like green eggs and ham! I do not like them, Sam! I! Am!
[Sam and Mr Jenkins exchange glances]
Sam : So... that's a no?
[Guy wails in frustration]
Sam : Okay. I know you're not happy about the little setback in our relationship.
Guy : We have no relationship. It's not us I'm worried about.
[Guy presents the piece of paper with Michellee's phone number on it]
Sam : I'll tell her you're innocent. She'll believe me.
Guy : Oh, really, Mr. Furry Foot Bandit? Who's she supposed to believe? Hector Jive? Bamboozle McHoaxypants?
Sam : I only use Bamboozle McHoaxypants for hotels.
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Guy : I'm sorry. Wh-whatever you do... please don't hurt me.
[He sobs. McWinkle removes his sunglasses and looks at Guy with concern]
McWinkle : Why would we hurt you? We're the good guys.
[Guy abruptly stops crying]
Guy : Huh? Uh... I-I-I thought you were the BADGUYS.
Glutz : We are! But the name is kind of misleading.
[She hands Guy the card. He flips it over to see the words 'Bureau of Animal Defense: Glurfsburg Upper Yipville Section' on the back]
Guy : But... Sam is a wildlife protector, too... isn't he?