- Guy: Love fails. Always. You get your hopes up, it seems wonderful and then... it blows up, right in your face. Boom! Same as everything else.
- Sam: [to Mr. Jenkins] Sorry, big fella. It's just you and me now, and I am perfectly happy raising you as a strong, single Sam. We don't need a Guy to take care of us.
- [Guy bursts into their cabin after an escape from the BADGUYS and Sam throws himself at his feet]
- Sam: Oh, thank goodness you're back! I missed you so much. I've been a total wreck.
- Guy: [to Mr. Jenkins] I'm not your papa.
- [He watches a rainbow - literally tied in a bow]
- Guy: But Sam, he's... he's a bumbling fool, and you need someone to look after you. So, hmm, perhaps, maybe I'll stay a while. You know, just until I know you're safe.
- [the Chickeraffe chirps happily. Guy reaches out and pets him]
- Guy: Guy Jr.
- Farmer's Son: Ma! There's a chickeraffe in the bath!
- Farmer's Wife: Sure. And last night there was a wozzet in your closet.