DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

The Virgin Gary (2018)

Adam Tsekhman: Gary Green

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• Sara Lance : I got a hunch there might be a monster loose in history.

  Gary Green : Like the dragon you made me not tell Director Sharpe about?

  Sara Lance : Exactly.

  Gary Green : [searching]  No. The timeline's only showing a few burps. This is the only signficant one.

  Sara Lance : What if there's a creature that no one's noticed yet?

  Gary Green : Well, the only way people wouldn't notice a monster is if it was hiding.

  Sara Lance : [seeing a timeline "burp" at Woodstock]  Or if they were on drugs. I'm gonna go check it out.

  Gary Green : Ooh, I'll come with!

  Sara Lance : Nope.

  Gary Green : But if you're going back to 1969, you're gonna need...

  Sara Lance : [holding up his watch]  Your time courier.

• Gary Green : This feels wrong.

  Ray Palmer : Well, don't worry. We'll be watching from a short distance, and you'll be... fine.

  Gary Green : What am I supposed to do with the pomegranate?

  John Constantine : Oh, the unicorns, they can't get enough of them, mate.

  Zari Tomaz : [sotto, to Ray]  Yeah, that and human hearts.

  Gary Green : So the pomegranate is the bait?

  Sara Lance : Yeah, we wouldn't put an interim member of our team in jeopardy, right, guys?

  Gary Green : I'm an interim Legend?

  [they all shrug and nod half-heartedly] 

  Gary Green : Well, then. Uh, one-one more question. Are you sure that I'm a virgin, 'cause that thing we did...

  John Constantine : Positive, mate.

• Sara Lance : Admit it, this is fun working with a team.

  John Constantine : Well, if ol' Gary gets eaten alive, it only goes to prove my point: people who care about us die.

  Gary Green : What was that?

  John Constantine : Oh, nothing, mate. You're golden. Carry on, yeah?

• Sara Lance : Gary, you're, like, really bleeding.

  Gary Green : [looking at his wound]  Ah! The unicorn bit my nipple off!

  Zari Tomaz : Hey, maybe Gideon can make you a new one.

  John Constantine : Oh, forget it, mate. Come on, it's a badge of honor. You see, my soul is heading straight to hell, but your nipple, it just got there first, that's all.

  Gary Green : It's like we're two birds of the same, dark feather.

  John Constantine : Yeah, yeah, that's right, mate. Come on, let's grab a beer. All right?

  [leading him away] 

  John Constantine : Now, about this whole virgin situation...

• Sara Lance : You sure that you can't tell us what all this is about?

  Gary Green : Oh, I'd love to, but the boss lady will kill me.

  Sara Lance : Mick.

  Mick Rory : [pushing him up against the wall]  Talk.

  Gary Green : I can't. Director Sharpe said...

  Sara Lance : Whatever Ava threatened is nothing compared to what I'm about to do to you.

  Ray Palmer : You told her about the dragon head, didn't you, Gary?

  Gary Green : What? No!

  Nate Heywood : Did Constantine get you to squeal?

  Gary Green : I wish.