DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

The Virgin Gary (2018)

Tom Wilson: Henry Heywood

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• Henry Heywood : So you just drop in on us in the middle of the night, after barely a phone call for the past two years?

  Nate Heywood : I know, dad, I'm sorry. I've just been... busy.

  Henry Heywood : Busy doing what?

  Nate Heywood : History stuff. You know, the same stuff you never took seriously.

  Henry Heywood : Maybe that's because deductive historical reconstruction isn't an actual profession! That... I'm sorry. So should I have your mother just grab her checkbook now, or would you prefer your friend here swipe it out of her purse on the way out?

  Mick Rory : It would be easy either way.

• Nate Heywood : I don't want your money, dad.

  Henry Heywood : Then why are you here?

  Nate Heywood : Honestly, I don't know.

  Henry Heywood : You don't... we had a name for people like you, back in my day.

  Nate Heywood : Oh, here comes the big rant about hippies. Go ahead.

  Henry Heywood : To tell the truth, I have nothing but pity for those people.

  Nate Heywood : Yeah, since when?

  Henry Heywood : Since they were slaughtered like lambs back in '69. Look, I'm not saying the Woodstock massacre was their fault, but it wasn't not their fault, either.

  Nate Heywood : [sharing a look with Mick]  Mom, thanks for the sandwiches!

  [they stand to leave] 

  Nate Heywood : There's something wrong with history.

• Nate Heywood : Hank?

  Henry Heywood : [with Mick's voice]  What? I'm not your dad!

  Nate Heywood : Oh, so you're ashamed of me? Well, I'm sorry I didn't follow in your footsteps and enlist. But for your information, I had a medal pinned to my chest, only you don't have the clearance to see it!

  Mick Rory : What's happening?

  Nate Heywood : What?

  Mick Rory : [seeing him as his late pet rat]  Axl?

  Nate Heywood : I'm getting something off my chest. And you know what, Hank? It feels pretty good. I just wish for once, you would tell me you're proud of me no matter what I do with my life. You know what I'd say?

  [Mick shakes his head] 

  Nate Heywood : [Mick still sees him as Axl]  I love you.

  Mick Rory : I love you, too.

  Nate Heywood : Really?

  Mick Rory : I thought you were dead.

  Nate Heywood : I thought you were dead on the inside.

• Henry Heywood : Nathaniel. I assumed you would have left town by now.

  Nate Heywood : Yeah, I decided to stay a couple extra days.

  Henry Heywood : Let me guess, you got fired from whatever online college you conned into hiring you.

  Nate Heywood : Sweet burn, Hank, but, um... I was just... wondering if you wanted to have a beer with me?

  Henry Heywood : We don't do that.

  Nate Heywood : Maybe we should start.