- Cory Ellison: People get their horrible news delivered to the palm of their hand twenty-four seven and they get it the way that they like it, colored the way they want it. And news is awful, but humanity is addicted to it, and the whole world is depressed by it. That's why what we really need on television right now, it's not news or fucking journalism. It's entertainment.
- Alex Levy: I'm sorry you're such an asshole.
- Mitch Kessler: Me too.
- Alex Levy: I wouldn't use those two words together if I were you.
- Alex Levy: You think chemistry just comes in a bottle, and we go out and we buy another one at Whole Foods?
- Bradley Jackson: Find somebody else to be invisible for you, to deal with the world's heartaches and not have any fucking feelings about it!
- Bradley Jackson: How did you find me out here at my mom's house?
- Hannah Shoenfeld: We're the Morning Show. We can do anything.