- Angus MacGyver: [imitating Bruce Willis] Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...
- Jack Dalton: [imitating Bruce Willis] Yippee-ki-yay...
- Angus MacGyver: Hey, watch your language, children present.
- Saul: If you guys are really US agents, where's your badges?
- Angus MacGyver: Yeah, we don't exactly work for an agency that goes around handing out ID's... but I promise you we're the good guys.
- Saul: Well why should I believe you?
- Jack Dalton: Because I have a gun and didn't shoot you.