Roseanne (TV Series)
Darlene v. David (2018)
Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner
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Quotes
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David Healy : [after making out with Darlene] What am I gonna tell Blue?
Darlene Conner : Tell her she's got a stupid name.
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Darlene Conner : Why are you coming in the window?
David Healy : Does your dad still live here?
Darlene Conner : Yes.
David Healy : Then that's why I'm coming in the window!
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Becky Conner-Healy : You told me I never moved on after Mark died. End the misery. Grieve and get on with your life. Your words.
Darlene Conner : David didn't die.
Becky Conner-Healy : Yeah... but your marriage did.
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Darlene Conner : [David's outside the window] Give me one good reason why I should let you in.
David Healy : Cuz I'm gonna fall! Please, I'm vegan now, I have no upper arm strength!
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David Healy : I've met someone.
Darlene Conner : You met someone? How did you meet someone?
David Healy : I was some place and so was she, it's not that difficult. Her name's Blue, and she taught me so many...
Darlene Conner : And we're just gonna skip past the whole Blue part of the conversation.
David Healy : I was hoping to.
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Darlene Conner : What if I don't want a divorce?
David Healy : Why wouldn't you? We both hate me.
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David Healy : [catches Darlene watching him sleep] What are you doing?
Darlene Conner : Studying your face.
David Healy : Why?
Darlene Conner : You look like my kids.
David Healy : [smiles] That's weird. You look like mine.
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Mary Conner : [Roseanne's doing self checkout] Beep!
Darlene Conner : Mom, that didn't scan. Oh my God, you're stealing.
Roseanne Conner : No I'm not, I'm a checker at this store and my first pay is in bacon.