Roseanne (TV Series)
Roseanne Gets the Chair (2018)
John Goodman: Dan Conner
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Quotes
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Roseanne Conner : It's 11 o' clock. We slept from Wheel to Kimmel.
Dan Conner : We missed all the black and Asian shows.
Roseanne Conner : They're... just like us. There, we're caught up.
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Dan Conner : There's no book on how to raise kids.
Darlene Conner : Yes there is, and there are literally thousands of them.
Roseanne Conner : Well yeah but it's not like they're just laying around somewhere that you can read them all for free.
Darlene Conner : Yes it is, there's a library 2 blocks from this house.
Dan Conner : There's a li-bary?
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Roseanne Conner : [sitting with Darlene on her bed looking at Harris's online accounts] Alright, let's see what we're dealing with here.
Dan Conner : Roseanne, it's one thing for Darlene to check up on her kid, but other people doing it is just snooping.
[excited girly voice]
Dan Conner : Move over, girls!