The Split (TV Series)
Episode #1.2 (2018)
Nicola Walker: Hannah Stern
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Quotes
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Hannah Stern : Are you doing therapy?
Nina : No, never. and Pilates is very, very bad.
Hannah Stern : Good. You're still in there somewhere.
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[first lines]
Tilly Stern : ...divorced, beheaded, died.
Nathan : Survived! The last wife survived. And for a bonus point, I will need all six names.
[waits]
Nathan : Philistines, all of you.
[pauses]
Nathan : Seriously?
Tilly Stern : Catherine.
Hannah Stern : Yeah.
Nathan : Your DNA, both of you. Most definitely your mother's side.
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Hannah Stern : His lawyer is the bitch from hell. Patronizing, officious, also speaks French. Often in emails.
Christie : Merde.
Hannah Stern : Mm, exactly. Google Translate can only get a girl so far.
Christie : Lauren.
Hannah Stern : Yeah, Brooker.
Christie : Formerly Carmichael.
[Hannah stares at him]
Christie : It's been two years. Now forever to be known as my ex-wife.
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Hannah Stern : Say yes to the dress.
Nina : Say bye to the guy. Have you even watched Say Yes to the Dress?
Hannah Stern : Yes. Liv watches it all the time. Someone says yes to the dress.
Nina : That is where you are so wrong. It is a tiny microcosm of the futility of human existence. The bride comes out. She loves the dress. She looks to those she loves to love the dress. They hate the dress. They kill the dress. They kill the dream. The dream is dead.
Hannah Stern : This is what happens when you drink before five.
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Hannah Stern : Nina and Christie are going on a date tonight.
Nathan : Right. Interesting.
Hannah Stern : Not interesting. Insane. She's psychotic and he's a...
Nathan : A good-looking bastard.
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Goldie : [seeing Kelsey in the office] She's young. Divorce?
Hannah Stern : Prenup.
Goldie : Tell her to run for the hills.
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Hannah Stern : We saw Dad last night.
Ruth : [sighs] He wastes no time.
Hannah Stern : It's 30 years, Mother. Is he dying? It's that or he's skipped bail.
Ruth : I don't know, Hannah.
Hannah Stern : Yes, you do. You always know everything.
Ruth : Well, perhaps he wants to make amends.
Hannah Stern : Great. He can buy me the unicorn he promised or tell me where he used to stash his dope.
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Liv Stern : Ooh, is that Kelsey's ring? Rock that big, what's he hiding?
Hannah Stern : When did you get so unromantic?
Liv Stern : When I realized that love is a triggered biological reaction that we call in love, compounded by the social construction of what love means and how it unfolds.
Hannah Stern : Hm.
Liv Stern : There's some lasagna left, if you're hungry.
