- Connor Roy: This family's broken. And that has consequences. A missed phone call today, a couple dozen kids lose their jobs in China. Butterfly wings, but bigger, huge wings. Like a pterodactyl, or the Smithsonian. So...
- [raises glass in toast]
- Connor Roy: ... let's fix our wings.
- Roman Roy: Barely comprehensible.
- Shiv Roy: So what happened with the fake therapy? Any pretend breakthroughs? Any good performances?
- Connor Roy: Nothing. Our therapist died.
- Shiv Roy: What?
- Connor Roy: Metaphorically speaking.
- Tom Wambsgans: He smashed his teeth out in the pool.
- Shiv Roy: Oh, my god...
- Tom Wambsgans: Freud would have had a field day.
- Kendall Roy: [banging on the glass with everyone gathered inside the house] FAM-ILY THERAPY! FAM-ILY THERAPY!
- Dr. Alon Parfit: Logan, have you thought about the possibility that your children are actually scared of you?
- Logan Roy: Oh fuck off! After what they've done to me? Fuck off!