The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)

Robocop Games (2017)

James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd

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• The Angry Video Game Nerd : I'd buy that for a dollar. No more, though.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Dead or alive, these games fucking suck.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : The red mutant man is in this level too, but now he's blue and he's just a normal enemy, not a boss. I guess he got a demotion after you kicked his ass.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : The credits music is just weird, it sounds like carnival music. Is Robocop gonna celebrate at the fuckin' carnival tonight?

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : From the very start, you'll be struggling against the game's slippery-ass controls. It's like someone coated all of Detroit in oil. I guess they took "motor city" a bit too literal.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : In the movie, Nuke was the name of an addictive drug. Nuke is so bad, it's like shooting dart frog poison into your dick, only to have a venomous snake suck it out and shoot it back into your eyeballs!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Robocop should be blastin' drug dealers and robot machines, slammin' into'em with his black Ford Taurus! Not making these delicately planned jumps, like Mario. Or one of those assholes.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : The first boss is one of the ninjas from the movie, but he looks more like Ryu from Ninja Gaiden. He jumps around like an asshole until you kill him.