- Cora Vasquez: [undercover as a couple] My husband suffers from reptile dysfunction.
- Tony Caruso Jr.: That's not true. My wife is cold-blooded, but we get along great.
- Tony Caruso Jr.: Where are your pajamas?
- Cora Vasquez: I left them at Abby Crenshaw's house when I was 8 years old.
- Cora Vasquez: [after realizing that the doorman is the murderer] It's always the doorman.
- Tony Caruso Jr.: Why would you say that, it's, it's never the doorman.
- Cora Vasquez: It's the doorman now.
- Tony Caruso Jr.: All right... it's occasionally the doorman.