- Tony Caruso Jr.: What's so funny?
- Tony Caruso Sr.: Nobody's blowing anybody up. I didn't pay the gas bill.
- Tony Caruso Jr.: I paid the gas bill.
- Sherman Smalls: What?
- Tony Caruso Sr.: Why?
- Tony Caruso Jr.: Because, it's a bill dad, it's supposed to be paid.
- Tony Caruso Sr.: I told you I'd handle it.
- Tony Caruso Jr.: You didn't.
- Tony Caruso Sr.: You see what happens when you play by the rules? I hope you've learned a lesson here.
- Tony Caruso Sr.: Hey! I do not have a gambling problem. I have a problem with the New York Giants' offensive line.
- Sherman Smalls: Where's your boy?
- Tony Caruso Sr.: He's working late. Looking for you.
- Sherman Smalls: He's a smart boy. He'll find me.
- Burl Loomis: [calling Cora from the warm car] Is it cold, it looks cold, how cold would you say it is?
- Burl Loomis: [after Cora gives him the middle finger] One degree?... oh.